Raving Raw

My brother just about killed my appetite today when he started screaming from in front of the TV set that the loony man on TV was eating all sorts of animals -entirely raw. (I was never a fan of sushi to begin with.) He began by screeching, "Oh man! He is eating a sheep's eyeball!" And I responded like any normal human would and said, "Aiiee!"

And every two-minute intervals from then on, he gave me the lowdown on what was being shown on TV by replacing the words 'sheep eyeball' with 'snake', 'fluids from elephant dung', 'juice from a camel's insides' and 'zebra meat'.

If there was ever a day I would choose to become a vegetarian voluntarily, it would be today. But alas, I ate chicken for dinner.

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