Living Skills I Do Not Possess

I just realised that I may never survive on my own if I don't learn how to:-
a) boil water
b) cook rice
c) use the stove
d) iron
e) use the washing machine
f) turn on the gas tank
g) sew a button, among everything else
h) fry an egg

Huh. I knew I was spoiled.

It is imperative that I master the above during the course of the next 2 years. A friend has even volunteered today, after discovering my sorry state, to teach me the complicated processes aforementioned.

And I'm thinking about fleeing the country. Pshaw.

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