Unendurably Long Tag -Ignore at Will

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first.

1. E
2. A
3. L
4. C
5. S


1. How did you meet 1?
At the hospital 18 days after E was born.

2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your friendship with 1?
5 for friendship and 5 for kinship.

3. How long have you known 4?
Since the day C was born.

4. How do you know 3?
By jotting down L's name in the tardy list at least 4 times a week -when I was a prefect in 2005.

5. Where’s 5?
At a restaurant.

6. A fact about 1?
Assistant Head Prefect for Girls. Meddle at your own risk.

7. Who is 4 going out with?

8. What does 1 do for a living?
Perform God's will.

9. Would you live with 3?
No, too risky. Unless I want the house burnt down. Or to go raving mad.

10. What do you like about 2?
A's godly attributes.

11. Do you miss 5?
Not at the moment. Maybe if I don't see S for more than 6 days.

12. Would you make out with 4?
"Make out" and "C" shouldn't be in the same sentence.

13. What’s your opinion of 2?
Faithful follower of God.

14. What’s your favorite memory with 5?
Throughout the course of the Rocket Competition and Science Fair in 2007.

15. What would you do if 1 and 2 were going out?
Choke on my own saliva.

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?

17. Have you ever slept at 2’s house?
Yes. To pull an all-nighter for History and Science.

18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?

19. Who have you known the longest?
That would be E.

20. How often do you talk to 1?

21. What about 2?

22. Have you ever thought of 3 as more than a friend?
Yes -an accomplice.

23. Would you go out for a date with 5?
Yes. To eat good food. And discuss intellectual issues.

24. Do you dream about 2?
Yes. In a downright platonic and friendly way.

25. What did 4 do to you that you can never forget?
Sacrificed the last piece of unagi for me at the sushi restaurant in Australia.

26. What have you done for 1 that the person will never forget?
Dedicated a post to E.

27. What’s 3's hobby?
Infuriate. Me. Skillfully.

28. Tag 5 people.
1. John Dalton
2. Albert Einstein
3. Isaac Newton
4. Pythagoras
5. Asimo

1 comment:

Justine said...

1. Elisa
2. Amelia
3. Lydia
4. Christa
5. Sall Lei